The Life and Times of Me

Long time no Blog!

I have a job interview, although the word job does not really apply to the position as it is a three day a week volentary post at Gloucestershire Wildlife trust. Hopefully all will be good and I will be on may way south again!

I have been busy finishing me mum and dad's hall, it is now looking a little cleaner and I little greener. I have also made two and a half guiness cakes for chrimbo.

I went to Heathers for the weekend and we made sweets (fudge, peppermint creams, truffles and coconut ice) and boxes for Rosemary's favours. To me honest, that is not a job I will ever volenteer to do again!

I got a leaflet for "Prospect's" magazine. It had some fact's on the back, the one that most interested me was "Seven of America's nine founding fathers denied the divinity of Jesus" followed by; "More homes in China have a DVD player than running hot and cold water" and finally "Most British toilets flush in the key of E flat."

I got sent a good joke last night "There was a cucumber, a pickle and a willy. They had a conversation and the cucumber said 'my life is shit. When I get big, hard and juicy, they chop me up and toss me into a salad.' The pickle said "well, when I get big, fart, hard and juicy, they chop me up and toss me into vinegar.' The willy said 'when I get like that they put a rubber tent over my head, stick me into a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and faint!'"

posted by Amy @ 15:23