Some friends sent me these:
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate(more than once but less than 10)
2 Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755. If you haven't,
add 1754.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to
have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
12 days of chavmas
On the 1st day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, a pikey in Burberry.
On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, two tracksuit tops and a pikey
in Burberry.
On the 3rd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs,two tracksuit
tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones, three navel
studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs,
four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying,fiiiveee
gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a
pikey in Burberry.
On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies stealing, six
teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs,
two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffs showing, seven
scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen
phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies drinking, eight
midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in
Burberry.
On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies
drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit
tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers pushing, ten
lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies
stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three
navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers chavving, eleven
prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing,
seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four
stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
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