The Life and Times of Me

Played 5 aside on friday night (well it was 6 on my team and 5 on the other). I scored a goal and assisted with another, final score was 14-14.

BTW the lyrics of Half Man Half Biscuits' Trumptom Riots:
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!

Unemployments rising In the chigley end of town,
And it's speading like pneumonia doesn't look like going down.
There's trouble at the fire station someone's had the sack,
And the lads are going to launch a scheme to get rid of Captain Flak.

Tell PC McGarry to get himself a mate,
And arm themselves with CS gas - they're going to be out late.
We've had cant conformism since 1966,
And now subversions in the air in the shape of flying bricks.

Chorus:
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.

All this aristocracy has really got to stop'
We could overthrow the surgery and kidnap Dr Mopp.
The Chippy Minton Socialists could storm the market square,
And make plans to assasinate our aristocratic mayor!

Windy Millitant leads his Basque like corngrinders to war,
With windmill sails and bombs with nails they smash the town hall door.
But Snorty and the boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew,
Whereupon they bring about a military coup.

Maggie Thatcher wasn't the bestest freind of HMHB as you can tell from these lyrics. Even funnier are these lines from All I Want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit

And now he's working
In a job with a future.
He hands me my Giro
Every two weeks.

posted by Amy @ 15:56