The Life and Times of Me

First lecture this term lasted 50mins due to a fire alarm, FANTASTIC!

Thanks to one of my friends for this forward:
NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

After watching the first two parts of Lord of the Rings over the weekend I discovered the delights of this again and introduced my flat mates to it.

Tonight, I am going to be discovering the delights of doing three things at once; choir, equestrain club night out and dundee uni scout and guide club, I am going to be tired tomorrow morning :)

posted by Amy @ 13:52