The Life and Times of Me

Before anyone mentions it, I already know that I am exceedingly sad and that I also have far too much time on my hands. So here is what will happen if two Aquarians get together

AQUARIUS (Jan21-Feb19) and AQUARIUS (Jan21-Feb19)

Hmm. Some say there's nowt as queer as folk, but actually they've got it wrong. What they should realise is that there's nowt so strange as two Aquarians when they get together. (Folk who are frightened of them will scamper screaming in the opposite direction when they see this couple coming!) Don't forget that the sign of Aquarius has two rulers, Uranus, and Saturn, who also controls Capricorn. So, if one of this two-some is ruled by stable Saturn, they should really read the previous pairing of Aquarius and Capricorn to find out how they'll fare on the road of romance. But if both wacky water carriers are ruled by unusual Uranus, they'll either get on like a house on fire, or be so similar that they'll drive each other dotty - and off in different directions!

This couple are a classic case of appearances being devastatingly deceptive. What you see on the outside won't resemble one whit of the reality. When two members of this sensational sign meet, they instinctively know whether they're going to get on together or not, even though other folk might not be so sure. 'I know you won't like lettuce' a hesitant hostess will say to an Aquarian guest. Just as they're about to answer that they swoon over salads, so it's okay, the Water Carrier will realise, that she means the creature in the corner, who's wearing a titre made from tin foil, and a string skirt. (What could they be but a quirky Aquarian!)?

With a hop, skip, and a jump the Aquarian will be by the side of this foil-wrapped floozy, and won't desert his post for the rest of the party. (He must get a lot of mail. Oh, I see...) When two Aquarians arabesque into amour, it's not the sort of love that you've ever seen elsewhere. In fact, all the outsiders may say that they can't be in love at all, and actually hate each other like poison. It's just the way they have of demonstrating their devotion. It might look, too, as though the sexual side of their affair is as dull as ditch water, when actually it's passion personified for this puzzlingly peculiar pair.

What can be so delicious and delectable about this dynamic duo is that they both have the same end in sight. (Don't bend over, whatever you do.) Neither of them are looking for a liaison that's so steamy it'll make Antony and Cleopatra look about as sexy as Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men. Instead, they want a partner who's predominantly a pal. Then they can trot through life together, both able to dash off and do whatever they want, knowing that their partner will understand perfectly. After all, if they're truly Aquarian, neither of them will care what other folk think, and they'll both be content to carry on shocking, left, right and centre.

I'm off out tonight for Jules Birthday. I should maybe get him a card. Also Toby is coming tomorrow, which is definatly good for the eyes (he he)

posted by Amy @ 10:21