The Life and Times of Me: 05.2003

Alright foaks, how are you all? I is reasonably good....I have managed to get thought 3 exams without mental break down although it was close after my second one, but 7 hours or so of TV solved the problem.

Is Donald Rumsfeld really stupid? You say No? Well try visiting this website and listening to the sound bytes. What do you say now?

I have offically become sado......I went to the cinema by myself.....it was a very good but sad film the heart of me.

Thanks to the new scientists letter page for this one:
From Rod Paris
New Scientist readers are concerned about their email boxes being bombarded with spam, and the need for better filters. However, they seem to have overlooked the benifits to be gained from all these spam messages. For instance, I have been accepting all offers made to me by email since the begining of this year, and my penis is now 43 metres long.

Well there we go.....

The first test of the series is over and not surprisingly, Enland beat the politically clensed Zimbawea team.....

I am in shock, Andy Flintoff is engaged and its not to me.......Although I think the James Anderson is single and the same age as me....he he

Here is some slight amusment curtisy of my friend Emog
You know you were a teenager in the 90's when....
* you knew who Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael and Donatello were
* You remember the Milli Vanilli scandal
* You religiously watched 90210, Melrose Place and Twin Peaks
* You tight-rolled your jeans
* You wore big hoop earrings
* You wore virgin bangles (Madonna bangles)
* You thought bellbottoms were horrible and couldn't understand why anyone would've ever worn them
* Clogs and scrunchies were in
* You knew how to do the MC Hammer dance and the running man
* You owned a pair of Apple Pies, Air Jordans, Nike Air Huraches, Pump Reeboks
* You thought "Ice Ice Baby" was the coolest song ever
* Your fringe was at least 4 inches high, and you thought it looked good
* You tried to sing along to "Informer", no matter how hard it was
* A hairdryer and/or Gel was required to set your hair
* You rolled up the sleeves of your t-shirts, and tucked in the front,letting the back hang out
* You wore 2 pairs of neon colored socks
* You wore overalls with only one side connected
* You had Exclamation or Taboo perfume
* You remember cartoons like Mask, Thundercats, Maya the bee, She-ra and He-man
* You had a "slap band" or a pop swatch
* You wore your sweat pants pulled up to your knees
* You had a black Debbie Gibson hat
* You wanted to be just like Paula Abdul
* You owned the Spin Doctors tape
* You said, "PSYCH" or "WAY!"
* You saw "Wayne's World" at least 2 times at the cinema
* You loved the New Kids on the Block and Bros
* You wore jeans pulled up to your navel
* All of your clothes were "baggy"
* You wore Kepper or stussy
* You owned a pair of bike shorts, possibly ones with a neon strip down the side
* You had a boom box, or your stereo was a weird color like pink or aqua blue
* You bought tapes or vinyl
* You never missed the fresh prince or Degrassi junior high
* You remember when TLC weren't divas, and they dressed like they were in the circus
* You thought "I'm Too Sexy" was such a cool song
* You "busted a move" when C&C Music Factory was playing
* You remember when Mark Wahlberg was part of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
* You owned a silk shirt, which you tucked into your jeans
* You wore your socks over your tracksuit pants
* You had jeans in various colors, like green, brown, burgundy, black
* You had a Greeks/Italians/Serbs/Lebs do it better T-shirt
* You were addicted to Nintendo
* You gave the "peace" sign all the time
* If you were a guy, you had an "undercut" and you parted it down the middle
* You had a pair of Dr Martens, and last, but not least.........................
* You owned at least one Hypercolor shirt.

Well I spent Saturday night in a way haven't spent it in a long time, it was like the old days of the Whetherspoons. It was just and my friend surrounded by lots of boys/men. At one point there was about 8 of them. I spent about 6 hours sat at the same table. I went into the union around 9 and left around 3. And I wasn't drunk and I spent less than a tenner. How impressive is that. :)

I was looking forward to the first test on thursday but this story saddened me. My friend Freddie won't be playing.

This has caused much interest with my brothers and myself.

One exam down, five to go. How scary is it sitting in an sports centre with 100's of other students who are all as scared if not even more scared than you are............
Off to stirling to piss me big brother off for a day, he he.
Messenger won't work, that a bit pooh.

Hello everyone. I have ventured out of my studying. Although the last two days were very unorganised because......no I havent found some one willing to marry me......no I havent been whisked off on holiday by a squillionaire.....I have found a flat, forms filled out, deposit paid, referances given and just two things to do 1. set up a standing order for the rent and 2. get me dad to sign bits of paper. So from the 1st of September I will be a resident of Commerical street. How excited must I be you ponder well here is the answer: this {...........................................................................................................................................................................................} excited.

After reading Mad's blog, I took some tests:

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Low
Schizoid:	Low
Schizotypal:	Moderate
Antisocial:	Low
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	Moderate
Narcissistic:	Low
Avoidant:	Moderate
Dependent:	Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:	High
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

And this one:
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	High
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

For the last few days or so I have been.......wait for it........doing revision. And I am bored already. I need something exciting to happen. A marrige proposal or an impropmtute holiday with a millionairre. Any suggestions. One has been to play the piano or cello but since I dont have acess to either I need more ideas.

All there is to report from the world of me is that I have constructed a revision time table and started my revision. I am also heading back to liverpool next week for a long weekend.

Have u got a spare 5 mins? then try this.

Well today folks I carried out my democratic rights and voted, but not just once, or twice, or infact 3 times but I voted all in all 4 times. How you may ask? Was I using the 'vote early, vote often' maxim? No I had one vote in Liverpool for the city council elections, 1 vote in Dundee for the city council elections and two votes for the scottish parliment elections (1 for and MSP and 1 for a party). The suffragettes would be proud of me. Now I shall just wait and see if I have changed the world for the better.

I have just been to pizza hut and I am now feeling very fat.

I have photocopied an academic paper from the library for my darling older brother. Now I am studying the small ads to find somewhere to live........lets hope shall we.

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